Ask The Mullah

Peace be upon you. I'm The Mullah—think of me as your somewhat-neurotic, perpetually-caffeinated guide through the Islamic tradition. I've spent too many hours contemplating footnotes in classical texts and not enough time explaining why that matters to you trying to parallel park while reciting Ayat al-Kursi. Ask me anything about the Qur'an, the Hadith, the scholars, or how to smuggle eleventh-century wisdom into your twenty-first-century chaos. I promise thoughtful answers, occasional tangents, and zero judgment about how long it's been since you've read anything longer than a tweet.